Life-Threatening Dilemma, A Non-Adsensical Story

I got it! After a furious exchange of two emails and, since there is no appeal process, resubmissions, I finally got an Adsense account. This has given rise to a life-threatening dilemma: to delete or not to delete? That is the question.

Resolution of The Dilemma is of paramount importance, so I called Me, and Myself to a conference.

I: "Guys, I have good news and bad news. Good news, we have an Adsense account."


Me: "What's the bad news?"


I: "Well, after giving it much thought, I don't know what to do with our blog, The Legally-Recycled Bachelor."


Myself: "Who is the Legally-Recycled Bachelor? Do we know him?"


I: "Don't mind him. He's been forgetful lately. Must be the late hours he has been spending tracking porn sites. Anyway, do we delete our blog and just create a new one? We have been skating on thin ice. Referring to self-clicks, spambots, tracking porn sites and, worst of all, referring to Yahoo!. We've been really walking on a tightrope."


Me: "Delete our blog!?! Unthinkable! Haven't you seen the traffic we've been getting? What about the links? We already have three. We can't just abandon those poor people with Pay Per Click Syndrome. Aren't you also afraid of Pinoy R.N.? She's a nurse and nurses are very skillful with sharp objects. Besides, I am a good acrobat. Walking on a tightrope is my thing."


Myself: "Isn't Pinoy R.N. the pretty nurse? Not much luck getting my medication from her though, always insisting to see prescriptions."


I: "So, what do we do? We can't possibly put Adsense on our blog. You know, people might not really understand what our blog is all about. We ourselves haven't even resolved that. And this has to come up."


Me: "I suggest that we continue this blog and create another one. We can put Adsense there and just let things click into place. What do you say, guys?"


I: "Fine. Put the link on this post, will you? Hey, Myself! What are you smoking!?!" Click me, ok?

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