Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Bachelor's Jokes


Elderly man's lament while pissing,

"Why did you die first when we were born together?"

Elderly man's logical reason for taking Viagra


indignant wife: "What are you taking Viagra for?!!!"

husband: "So I don't wet my feet whenever I piss."

Q: If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
A: A Rhino -- Head down, then CHARGE!


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